Okay, this might be a ‘too much information’ story, but I thought it was hilarious.
The painters are in for me. I’m surfing the crimson tide. For those who cant pick up on the subtleties, I am on my period. Now, the Boyfriend and I were driving home the other day. And this is how the conversation went.
Me: I really need to pee.
Him: Haha, I’m going to drive really slowly and hit every pothole and speedbump I can find!
Me: I will pee on your seats if you dont hurry.
Him: Gross, it will be a bloody, yellow mess.
Me: [with a look of astonishment on my face] Why would you think that? I’m wearing a tampon. Where do you think the pee comes from?
Him: the blood and pee comes from the same place, doesn’t it?
Me: no. The urethra has a tiny opening just above the clitoris.
Him: no it doesn’t. [pause] really?
Me: yes.
Him: that’s disgusting! You pee out your clit?
Me: The opening that lets the wee out is just above the clitoris. Just above the bit that feels good when you rub it.
He went silent after that. Once we got home, and I had relieved myself and then had a shower. I gave him an anatomy lesson. And showed him what was what down there. He was speechless.
He came home the next day and confided in me:
“I’ve been looking at women differently all day”.
Filed under: mistakes and thrills
hysterical! But hey, he knew enough about us girls to get you pregnant
Makes one wonder; just how many of them are similarly confused about our anatomy? I suspect your man is not the only one out there who doesn’t know where our wee wee comes from lol.
heheeheee, this is perfect for a slow monday! JEEZ…Men…will they ever really really know us! lol….
that’s hilarious!!!
mwhahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha
funny stuff
ROTFLMAO!
Fucking hilarious. Am i the first male to comment on this post? Well many are right, we do not really spend much thought where you ladies wee/pee/urine comes from and theres probably lots who actually don’t realise it comes from another exit. Remember: We can only think with one head at a time, so we try to not complicate matters with trivial things lol!
“…no it doesn’t. [pause] really?… Ahahahahaha! *snort*
hahahahahaha! This was hilarious! He’s a little bit wiser now!
mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa… thats hysterical!!! he obviously wasn’t concentrating when they did sex ed at school!
ha ha. Its funny how majority of men have no idea about this. When my friends boyfriend found out there was another hole he got excited and wanted to have fun with it. She had to say no to that one and teach him about it too.
Oh my word! lol This is hysterical…however I do wonder…do they ALL think that!? Gross lol
That is hilarious!! I have to admit I’ve had that conversation with J (the BF) too. lol
You did not!!!! Oh my God!!!! That is probably the FUNNIEST story I have ever read!!
Been a little slack in the reading department… catching up now!
Girl…you are entertaining…WRITE A BOOK! PLEASE!
Oh shit…that was priceless…bless him & all men who think that way!
I was 19 years old and doing my National Service when I had this conversation (about female anatomy) with a fellow soldier.
He was a very intelligent chap and he knew how female anatomy worked and he corrected my misconceptions.
This had me pissing myself laughing. I had the exact same conversation a couple of years ago with my man. Fuck me they are dumb sometimes.